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Tonight. 11:59. pm.

Be there.

Zingy's/Renwick's.

It'll be good. ; )

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Friday, May 15th
School Renwick's/Zzzzingy's
11:59 pm

You all should be there. It'll be fun, I promise.

Kind of like jumping over the community center pool on Barty.
But better.

It is a R-A-I-N-B-O-W! There I know how to spell! I always thought rainbow should be spelled R-O-Y-G-B-I-V! It just makes more sense!!
Dude. Showing up at the Act-It-Out thingy Barb Winston? So NOT cool.

I am pretty sure I could have you arrested.

I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you...

Okay I will stop! PROMISEOSO!
Miss Vani Jo, will you go to the Winter Wonderland Dance with me? 

What clothes does a house wear? Address.

We are off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of all! 
(La-dee da da da duh duh duh duh)

Okay, not really, but perhaps I will fall?
So my parents are taking me

Out on a ski trip you see
In the moutains of Vermont

Where I won't have to worry about any font
The snow will be nice and cold

Which is about the same as Connecticut old
It's in honor of my 18th

There will be no one to seethe
Perhaps I will meet a nice girl

And can give her a little swirl
Goodbye until Sunday, my friends

On my actual birthday, my uncle sends
Barty the horse to come onto my porch

Maybe I will see everyone with a torch?
Vermont will be happy when I leave

For sometimes I can be a real peeve
Next weekend we will celebrate

In the time honored Alan Gray elate
Please join me at my house

Saturday, December 27th! 7:00 pm and please, bring me a mouse
I hope there is fun for all

While I make like Humpty Dumpty and have a great fall!

(Please no worries)

(I will be out in the flurries!)

(This trip is effective as soon as you read this)
(Be sure to send me a good luck kiss!)


A link to the funniest jokes ever: 

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By the way -- everyone, life is awesome, even if Stalker waitress is now turning into Relentlessaitress.

And yes, I know you are reading this right now, Mrs. Winston, but seriously, the fact that I feel I need to refer to you as Mrs. ought to say something huh?